Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)
Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
a thing that happened last year on Harry’s account
the tweet was quoted with that weird link, but the link didn’t initially lead to anything. This tweet was up for like a solid 40 minutes or so (and you KNOW if this was a legit hack someone on his team would have been alerted immediately and had it removed much quicker) until someone, who was an anti btw, eventually took the link and made it redirect to a site full of HL porn in order to make larries look bad and to make people put the blame on us for this. Which was a gross thing to do. So it was only deleted once the link became active to that site, but before that…for a good 40 minutes….Louis sat there sippin his milkshake at the top of Harry’s timeline. It was confusing af. No other shady activity happened on the account before or after that. Just this. make of it what you will. I still have no clue lol.
Oh how I missed these two! Also, I haven’t watched the origin episodes but I’m pretty sure I saw the infamous Umbrella Scene™ floating around my dash a couple of times already.
I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:
They come for spas:
New hearts and stuffing:
And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:
Sometimes they look like this:
A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.
He also had a spa (not everyone does):
As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:
His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:
And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:
His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”
The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.
Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:
As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:
Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:
And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:
He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!
i’ll level with you guys. i work in tech and im a longtime user on this hellsite, and i have some predictions. these could be completely wrong so please don’t take my word for it but:
- they will not be looking for loopholes in their AI, which is what they’ll use for erotic content. i see those loopholes becoming well known and exploitable, quickly
- we currently don’t have another site for gifs and other kinds of fan content. unless something else comes up quick, that can handle a large migration, we’re all still kind of stuck here
- they’re not going to want to lose their long term traffic. i can see them using this ban as a large blanket fix for more precise problems, then loosening up the rules or no longer enforcing them when they feel they’ve done their jobs and “fixed” it
- i would refrain from comparing this to livejournal; the way content is shared on here vs livejournal, even in its heyday, is wildly different
- we’ll be seeing more closed fandom spaces on other sites, but we will not see the same massive audience we see here
- this site defies predictive analysis because it is, i think, the sixth circle of hell. fuck it, you know? we all die eventually
